Hello,

We are a small team of experienced hackers, con-artists, and
researchers that specialize in commercial/industrial espionage,
sabotage, and competitive intelligence. Given that we have recently
had a change in operations, we are looking for new clients by way of
the internet. If you have any interest in our services, please email
with some contact info. It need not be much, a
phone number or email address and nothing more is sufficient. We will
contact you shortly after.

Thank you for your time,
Spies4U

(Yes, we know it's google.)