I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not working.

How can I repair it?

On 1/18/2011 11:40 AM Lloyd Hearsewave spake thus:

I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not working.

How can I repair it?

Shoot, why do we always have to answer these newbie questions? Use your
time machine, of course. Everyone knows that!


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To me, the *plonk...* reminds me of the old man at the public hearing
who stands to make his point, then removes his hearing aid as a sign
that he is not going to hear any rebuttals.

On Tue, 18 Jan 2011 20:40:29 +0100, "Lloyd Hearsewave"
wrote:

I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not working.

How can I repair it?


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On 1/18/2011 12:18 PM spake thus:

On Tue, 18 Jan 2011 20:40:29 +0100, "Lloyd Hearsewave"
wrote:

I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not
working.

How can I repair it?

That requires specific test equipment:

Revisible Variable Intensity UV/IR Worklight: $2,399 (Availablity
50 years)

Revisible Digital Voltmeter (w/sub-micro probes): $11,999

Revisible Digital Oscilloscope and Locic Analyzer: $239,999

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I'm not ****ting you. Check it out. (If you're worried, the URL above
redirects to
http://www.hugedomains.com/domain_pr...evisible&e=com)


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Comment on quaint Usenet customs, from Usenet:

To me, the *plonk...* reminds me of the old man at the public hearing
who stands to make his point, then removes his hearing aid as a sign
that he is not going to hear any rebuttals.

On Tue, 18 Jan 2011 20:40:29 +0100, "Lloyd Hearsewave"
wrote:

I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not working.
How can I repair it?

You can't. No user serviceable parts inside or outside. I suggest
you call tech support from wherever you bought it.

Also, note that only those deemed worthy can actually see and operate
such a machine. (See the Emperor's Clothes). If you can't see it, I
suggest a remedial course in ethics, morals, tact, logic, quantum
mechanics, and not wasting any one's time. Some good deeds would also
be helpful. The machine should slowly become visible as your net
worthiness improves.

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"Lloyd Hearsewave" wrote in message
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I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not
working.

How can I repair it?



WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING BOY?????

You people of the past know nothing.

Pick up a T factor chip for the SW7 (you DO have an SW7 I hope) and
install it. Then you simply go back in time and prevent the occurance
of the faualt. Make sure to use VF9 antigrator so you are not affected
by the timeline. Sorry about your family, but you can write a nice
hefty repair bill on that. I mean 35,890 KW of energy and all that.
You migtht have to do a bit of customer relations to make them
understand that this awesome power does not grow on trees.

Terminator four.

On Jan 18, 1:40*pm, "Lloyd Hearsewave" wrote:
I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not working.

How can I repair it?

If you don't know what it does...why would you repair it? How do you
know its timeline if you can't see it?

Bob Villa wrote:
If you don't know what it does...why would you repair it? How do you
know its timeline if you can't see it?

Wasn't there a Star Trek Next Generation episode about this? A person from
the 22nd century found a time machine, went forward into the 24th and claimed
to be a historian. He was actually collecting artifacts to take back 200 years
and sell off the technology.

Geoff.

--
Geoffrey S. Mendelson N3OWJ/4X1GM
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to misquote it.

On 1/18/2011 2:40 PM, Lloyd Hearsewave wrote:
I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not working.

How can I repair it?

Spray paint it so you can see what broke.

--
-Scott

On Jan 19, 5:44*am, Jeff Urban wrote:
You people of the past know nothing.

Pick up a T factor chip for the SW7 (you DO have an SW7 I hope) and
install it. Then you simply go back in time and prevent the occurance
of the faualt. Make sure to use VF9 antigrator so you are not affected
by the timeline. Sorry about your family, but you can write a nice
hefty repair bill on that. I mean 35,890 KW of energy and all that.
You migtht have to do a bit of customer relations to make them
understand that this awesome power does not grow on trees.

Terminator four.

Ya, uhh... energy is measured in Joules not Kilowatts genius! Just get
some spray paint like Lab 1 suggested.

Lloyd Hearsewave wrote:
I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's
not
working.
How can I repair it?

Invisible machine or invisibility machine? There's a difference,
you know. The schematics are quite different too. Before you even
attempt to repair the former, a quantum interlocuting frammis is
absolutely essential.

In article , Pimpom wrote:

Invisible machine or invisibility machine? There's a difference,
you know. The schematics are quite different too. Before you even
attempt to repair the former, a quantum interlocuting frammis is
absolutely essential.

With left-hand or right-hand circular polarization? The RHCP models
have been very difficult to come by lately...

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On 1/20/2011 12:39 PM Dave Platt spake thus:

In article , Pimpom
wrote:

Invisible machine or invisibility machine? There's a difference,
you know. The schematics are quite different too. Before you even
attempt to repair the former, a quantum interlocuting frammis is
absolutely essential.

With left-hand or right-hand circular polarization? The RHCP models
have been very difficult to come by lately...

.... but in any case, you're gonna need maximum byte separation (MBS).


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Comment on quaint Usenet customs, from Usenet:

To me, the *plonk...* reminds me of the old man at the public hearing
who stands to make his point, then removes his hearing aid as a sign
that he is not going to hear any rebuttals.

Lab1 wrote:
On 1/18/2011 2:40 PM, Lloyd Hearsewave wrote:
I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not
working.

How can I repair it?

Spray paint it so you can see what broke.


Send the owner a bill for the repair, with 200 years' worth of compound
interest. Then you can keep the machine in lieu of payment.

Cheers

Phil Hobbs

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Dr Philip C D Hobbs
Principal
ElectroOptical Innovations
55 Orchard Rd
Briarcliff Manor NY 10510
845-480-2058

email: hobbs (atsign) electrooptical (period) net
http://electrooptical.net

Dave Platt wrote:
In article , Pimpom
wrote:

Invisible machine or invisibility machine? There's a
difference,
you know. The schematics are quite different too. Before you
even
attempt to repair the former, a quantum interlocuting frammis
is
absolutely essential.

With left-hand or right-hand circular polarization? The RHCP
models
have been very difficult to come by lately...

Best is circumcised polarization.