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Electrical Muscle Stimulation Problem
I'm having current regulating problems figuring how to build an
electrical muscle stimulator and perhaps some of you may be able to help. A couple years ago I decided to have a sex-change operation due to my emerging feelings of feminity. Hormones gave me breasts and the operation created a vagina, but I don't get any sexual stimulation unless I contort my body and lick my own clitoris. I've tried all sort of things, but to no avail. One night when I was experimenting with a large, hound-type dog, the lamp beside the bed fell over and shorted out against the dog while he was humping me. The electrical current passing through the dog caused me to have a fantasic orgasm! However, the dog was unfortunately electrocuted in the process. My question is this: How can I duplicate the electrical stimulation without killing every dog I invite over to my apartment? |
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Electrical Muscle Stimulation Problem
"msg" wrote in message ... Jakthehammer wrote: I'm having current regulating problems figuring how to build an electrical muscle stimulator and perhaps some of you may be able to help. snip Yet another forgery; check the headers and compare to previous posts. Oh ****... JacktheHammer, now you're in trouble. Some monkeys in this forum tried to fake your posts. It must be your sin you did in your past life. I bet your enemies are new ones. They are not far from this thread. Heehee....... |
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Electrical Muscle Stimulation Problem
Jakthehammer wrote:
I'm having current regulating problems figuring how to build an electrical muscle stimulator and perhaps some of you may be able to help. snip Yet another forgery; check the headers and compare to previous posts. |
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Electrical Muscle Stimulation Problem
On Feb 25, 3:17�am, Michae� A. Terrell
wrote: "msg" wrote in ... Jakthehammer wrote: I'm having current regulating problems figuring how to build an electrical muscle stimulator and perhaps some of you may be able to help. snip Yet another forgery; check the headers and compare to previous posts. Oh ****... JacktheHammer, now you're in trouble. �Some monkeys in this forum tried to fake your posts. � It must be your sin you did in your past life. � I bet your enemies are new ones. �They are not far from this thread. �Heehee....... Gee GregoryMorrow at Earthlink.net, do you think anyone will figure out that you're the ******* that has been Impostering everyone's posts?.........You're all over Usenet with your Bull****, you know...........You're a SICK Sonofabitch......... |
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Electrical Muscle Stimulation Problem
"Jakthehammer" wrote in message ... On Feb 25, 3:17?am, Michae? A. Terrell wrote: "msg" wrote in ... Jakthehammer wrote: I'm having current regulating problems figuring how to build an electrical muscle stimulator and perhaps some of you may be able to help. snip Yet another forgery; check the headers and compare to previous posts. Oh ****... JacktheHammer, now you're in trouble. ?Some monkeys in this forum tried to fake your posts. ? It must be your sin you did in your past life. ? I bet your enemies are new ones. ?They are not far from this thread. ?Heehee....... Gee GregoryMorrow at Earthlink.net, do you think anyone will figure out that you're the ******* that has been Impostering everyone's posts?.........You're all over Usenet with your Bull****, you know...........You're a SICK Sonofabitch......... Oh nice accusation little Yak, thinking that I'm impostering everyone? I only did a few on you, every one here loves to be you because you're such a big tiger. Any way, I have no idea who Ta-Fock is GregorySorrow at Earthlink.net. Wal-Mart still has Brain on sale, go get it now before too late Yak. -- Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to disprove it. Member of DAV #85. Michael A. Terrell Central Florida |
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Electrical Muscle Stimulation Problem
On Feb 26, 1:34�pm, "Michael�A. Terrell"
wrote: "Jakthehammer" wrote in message ... On Feb 25, 3:17?am, Michae? A. Terrell wrote: "msg" wrote in ... Jakthehammer wrote: I'm having current regulating problems figuring how to build an electrical muscle stimulator and perhaps some of you may be able to help. snip Yet another forgery; check the headers and compare to previous posts. Oh ****... JacktheHammer, now you're in trouble. ?Some monkeys in this forum tried to fake your posts. ? It must be your sin you did in your past life. ? I bet your enemies are new ones. ?They are not far from this thread. ?Heehee....... Gee GregoryMorrow at Earthlink.net, do you think anyone will figure out that you're the ******* that has been Impostering everyone's posts?.........You're all over Usenet with your Bull****, you know...........You're a SICK Sonofabitch......... Oh nice accusation little Yak, thinking that I'm impostering everyone? I only did a few on you, every one here loves to be you because you're such a big tiger. �Any way, I have no idea who Ta-Fock is GregorySorrow at Earthlink.net. �Wal-Mart still has Brain on sale, go get it now before too late Yak. -- Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to disprove it. Member of DAV #85. Michael A. Terrell Central Florida- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - The "aoie.org" gives you away, Greg.........Plus, you're the ONLY one I've ever seen that refers to me as "Yak".........Better Watch It, DumbAss............ |
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