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I'm having current regulating problems figuring how to build an
electrical muscle stimulator and perhaps some of you may be able to
help.

A couple years ago I decided to have a sex-change operation due to my
emerging feelings of feminity. Hormones gave me breasts and the
operation created a vagina, but I don't get any sexual stimulation
unless I contort my body and lick my own clitoris.

I've tried all sort of things, but to no avail. One night when I was
experimenting with a large, hound-type dog, the lamp beside the bed
fell over and shorted out against the dog while he was humping me. The
electrical current passing through the dog caused me to have a
fantasic orgasm!

However, the dog was unfortunately electrocuted in the process.

My question is this: How can I duplicate the electrical stimulation
without killing every dog I invite over to my apartment?

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I'm having current regulating problems figuring how to build an
electrical muscle stimulator and perhaps some of you may be able to
help.

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Oh ****... JacktheHammer, now you're in trouble. Some monkeys in this forum tried to fake your posts. It must be your sin you did in your past life. I bet your enemies are new ones. They are not far from this thread. Heehee.......
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On Feb 25, 3:17�am, Michae� A. Terrell
wrote:
"msg" wrote in ...
Jakthehammer wrote:


I'm having current regulating problems figuring how to build an
electrical muscle stimulator and perhaps some of you may be able to
help.

snip
Yet another forgery; check the headers and compare to previous posts.


Oh ****... JacktheHammer, now you're in trouble. �Some monkeys in this forum tried to fake your posts. � It must be your sin you did in your past life. � I bet your enemies are new ones. �They are not far from this thread. �Heehee.......


Gee GregoryMorrow at Earthlink.net, do you think anyone will figure
out that you're the ******* that has been Impostering everyone's
posts?.........You're all over Usenet with your Bull****, you
know...........You're a SICK Sonofabitch.........
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"msg" wrote in
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Jakthehammer wrote:


I'm having current regulating problems figuring how to build an
electrical muscle stimulator and perhaps some of you may be able
to
help.

snip
Yet another forgery; check the headers and compare to previous
posts.


Oh ****... JacktheHammer, now you're in trouble. ?Some monkeys in
this forum tried to fake your posts. ? It must be your sin you did in
your past life. ? I bet your enemies are new ones. ?They are not far
from this thread. ?Heehee.......


Gee GregoryMorrow at Earthlink.net, do you think anyone will figure
out that you're the ******* that has been Impostering everyone's
posts?.........You're all over Usenet with your Bull****, you
know...........You're a SICK Sonofabitch.........



Oh nice accusation little Yak, thinking that I'm impostering everyone?
I only did a few on you, every one here loves to be you because you're
such a big tiger. Any way, I have no idea who Ta-Fock is GregorySorrow
at Earthlink.net. Wal-Mart still has Brain on sale, go get it now
before too late Yak.



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On Feb 26, 1:34�pm, "Michael�A. Terrell"
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"msg" wrote in
...
Jakthehammer wrote:


I'm having current regulating problems figuring how to build an
electrical muscle stimulator and perhaps some of you may be able
to
help.
snip
Yet another forgery; check the headers and compare to previous
posts.


Oh ****... JacktheHammer, now you're in trouble. ?Some monkeys in
this forum tried to fake your posts. ? It must be your sin you did in
your past life. ? I bet your enemies are new ones. ?They are not far
from this thread. ?Heehee.......


Gee GregoryMorrow at Earthlink.net, do you think anyone will figure
out that you're the ******* that has been Impostering everyone's
posts?.........You're all over Usenet with your Bull****, you
know...........You're a SICK Sonofabitch.........

Oh nice accusation little Yak, thinking that I'm impostering everyone?
I only did a few on you, every one here loves to be you because you're
such a big tiger. �Any way, I have no idea who Ta-Fock is GregorySorrow
at Earthlink.net. �Wal-Mart still has Brain on sale, go get it now
before too late Yak.

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disprove it.
Member of DAV #85.

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The "aoie.org" gives you away, Greg.........Plus, you're the ONLY one
I've ever seen that refers to me as "Yak".........Better Watch It,
DumbAss............
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