I'm having current regulating problems figuring how to build an
electrical muscle stimulator and perhaps some of you may be able to
help.

A couple years ago I decided to have a sex-change operation due to my
emerging feelings of feminity. Hormones gave me breasts and the
operation created a vagina, but I don't get any sexual stimulation
unless I contort my body and lick my own clitoris.

I've tried all sort of things, but to no avail. One night when I was
experimenting with a large, hound-type dog, the lamp beside the bed
fell over and shorted out against the dog while he was humping me. The
electrical current passing through the dog caused me to have a
fantasic orgasm!

However, the dog was unfortunately electrocuted in the process.

My question is this: How can I duplicate the electrical stimulation
without killing every dog I invite over to my apartment?