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http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg ...Jim Thompson -- | James E.Thompson, CTO | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona 85048 Skype: Contacts Only | | | Voice:(480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat | | E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. |
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On 03/16/2011 11:37 AM, Jim Thompson wrote:
The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg Don't they realize that if you're in Fukushima, you can get that for free just by taking a walk through the right part of the reactor complex?!? -- Tim Wescott Wescott Design Services http://www.wescottdesign.com Do you need to implement control loops in software? "Applied Control Theory for Embedded Systems" was written for you. See details at http://www.wescottdesign.com/actfes/actfes.html |
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Jim Thompson wrote:
The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg I thought this was going to be a rant about your IRS. |
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On Thu, 17 Mar 2011 01:35:35 +0530, "Pimpom"
wrote: Jim Thompson wrote: The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg I thought this was going to be a rant about your IRS. Oh? I could certainly rant on that subject ;-) ...Jim Thompson -- | James E.Thompson, CTO | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona 85048 Skype: Contacts Only | | | Voice:(480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat | | E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | Remember: Once you go over the hill, you pick up speed |
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On 03/16/2011 01:05 PM, Pimpom wrote:
Jim Thompson wrote: The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg I thought this was going to be a rant about your IRS. That comes next month on the 15th. -- Tim Wescott Wescott Design Services http://www.wescottdesign.com Do you need to implement control loops in software? "Applied Control Theory for Embedded Systems" was written for you. See details at http://www.wescottdesign.com/actfes/actfes.html |
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On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 15:48:59 -0700, "BobW"
wrote: "Jim Thompson" wrote in message ... The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg ...Jim Thompson A few nights ago on the tv, there was an interesting show about making cultured diamonds. They start with a small piece of (yellow) diamond, add graphite, heat, and pressure, and within a few hours they have a much larger (yellow) diamond. At the end of the show, they noted that a service was available that would take the cremated ashes of a loved one and convert it into one of these diamonds. That struck me as something that I would like to have done to me. Bob My youngest son, who died of colon cancer, requested that his ashes be scattered on the hillsides ("blanket bleachers") surrounding Phoenix International Raceway. They were, surreptitiously, by our oldest son :-) My request is similar... on the hillside, with all the wildlife that I love, behind our home. Of course I've also considered dumping them on the lobby desk at IRS ;-) ...Jim Thompson -- | James E.Thompson, CTO | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona 85048 Skype: Contacts Only | | | Voice:(480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat | | E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | Remember: Once you go over the hill, you pick up speed |
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BobW wrote:
"Jim Thompson" wrote in message ... The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg ...Jim Thompson A few nights ago on the tv, there was an interesting show about making cultured diamonds. They start with a small piece of (yellow) diamond, add graphite, heat, and pressure, and within a few hours they have a much larger (yellow) diamond. At the end of the show, they noted that a service was available that would take the cremated ashes of a loved one and convert it into one of these diamonds. That struck me as something that I would like to have done to me. Bob I'd rather have that done to my EX! Sooner rather than later... -- David dgminala at mediacombb dot net |
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On 3/16/2011 1:37 PM, Jim Thompson wrote:
The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg ...Jim Thompson Quit bragging, Jim. I got one of those too. John |
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Jim Thompson wrote: On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 15:48:59 -0700, "BobW" wrote: "Jim Thompson" wrote in message ... The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg ...Jim Thompson A few nights ago on the tv, there was an interesting show about making cultured diamonds. They start with a small piece of (yellow) diamond, add graphite, heat, and pressure, and within a few hours they have a much larger (yellow) diamond. At the end of the show, they noted that a service was available that would take the cremated ashes of a loved one and convert it into one of these diamonds. That struck me as something that I would like to have done to me. Bob My youngest son, who died of colon cancer, requested that his ashes be scattered on the hillsides ("blanket bleachers") surrounding Phoenix International Raceway. They were, surreptitiously, by our oldest son :-) My request is similar... on the hillside, with all the wildlife that I love, behind our home. Of course I've also considered dumping them on the lobby desk at IRS ;-) They would just grab their dustbuster. -- You can't fix stupid. You can't even put a Band-Aid™ on it, because it's Teflon coated. |
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Jim Thompson wrote: The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg I've been getting those for years. -- You can't fix stupid. You can't even put a Band-Aid™ on it, because it's Teflon coated. |
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On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 20:41:51 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote: Jim Thompson wrote: The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg I've been getting those for years. That was my first. Maybe they take down license plate numbers at the gastroenterologist ?:-) ...Jim Thompson -- | James E.Thompson, CTO | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona 85048 Skype: Contacts Only | | | Voice:(480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat | | E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | Remember: Once you go over the hill, you pick up speed |
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Jim Thompson wrote:
The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg My Mom and Dad both were members - http://www.cremationsocietyofmn.com/ But they both also issued DNR/DNI orders - (Do Not Resuscitate/Do Not Intubate) because they were both very practical people. It made "probate" a breeze, and saved us thousands of dollars. But, well, it's your life, it'll be your corpse, do whatever you want. By the way, how's that colorectal cancer stuff workin' out for ya? Cheers! Rich |
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BobW wrote:
"Jim Thompson" wrote in message ... The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg A few nights ago on the tv, there was an interesting show about making cultured diamonds. They start with a small piece of (yellow) diamond, add graphite, heat, and pressure, and within a few hours they have a much larger (yellow) diamond. At the end of the show, they noted that a service was available that would take the cremated ashes of a loved one and convert it into one of these diamonds. That struck me as something that I would like to have done to me. I've heard that there's (or was) some service where you could have your ashes launched into space - I don't know if they were supposed to stay in orbit, or be dropped into the Sun. Cheers! Rich |
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John - KD5YI wrote:
On 3/16/2011 1:37 PM, Jim Thompson wrote: The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg Quit bragging, Jim. I got one of those too. On my "emergency contact" thingie, I've got, "If I'm found dead, donate my kidneys to my brother, any other usable organs to whoever needs them, and send the rest to the nearest medical school." Cheers! Rich |
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"BobW" wrote in message ... "Jim Thompson" wrote in message ... The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg ...Jim Thompson A few nights ago on the tv, there was an interesting show about making cultured diamonds. They start with a small piece of (yellow) diamond, add graphite, heat, and pressure, and within a few hours they have a much larger (yellow) diamond. At the end of the show, they noted that a service was available that would take the cremated ashes of a loved one and convert it into one of these diamonds. That struck me as something that I would like to have done to me. Bob -- == All google group posts are automatically deleted due to spam == How does that work since the ashes have no carbon left in them? Art |
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On 3/16/2011 8:40 PM, flipper wrote:
On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 11:37:56 -0700, Jim Thompson wrote: The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg ...Jim Thompson Oh yeah, sure, that's what they 'say'. Notice the text color? It's soylent green! That sounds like a movie starring Charlton Heston. |
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flipper wrote:
On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 18:14:01 -0800, "Artemus" "BobW" wrote in message "Jim Thompson" wrote in message ... The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg A few nights ago on the tv, there was an interesting show about making cultured diamonds. They start with a small piece of (yellow) diamond, add graphite, heat, and pressure, and within a few hours they have a much larger (yellow) diamond. At the end of the show, they noted that a service was available that would take the cremated ashes of a loved one and convert it into one of these diamonds. That struck me as something that I would like to have done to me. How does that work since the ashes have no carbon left in them? Picky, picky, picky. Maybe they're like the chromium that turns alumina into ruby? Thanks, Rich |
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Jim Thompson wrote:
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BobW wrote:
"Jim Thompson" wrote in message ... The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg ...Jim Thompson A few nights ago on the tv, there was an interesting show about making cultured diamonds. They start with a small piece of (yellow) diamond, add graphite, heat, and pressure, and within a few hours they have a much larger (yellow) diamond. At the end of the show, they noted that a service was available that would take the cremated ashes of a loved one and convert it into one of these diamonds. That struck me as something that I would like to have done to me. Bob ...that way you would always have a hard on. |
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Jim Thompson wrote: On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 20:41:51 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" wrote: Jim Thompson wrote: The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg I've been getting those for years. That was my first. Maybe they take down license plate numbers at the gastroenterologist ?:-) No. Like any other spammer, they get the information the old fashined way: They steal it. -- You can't fix stupid. You can't even put a Band-Aid™ on it, because it's Teflon coated. |
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On 3/16/2011 8:37 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Jim Thompson wrote: On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 15:48:59 -0700, "BobW" wrote: "Jim wrote in message ... The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg ...Jim Thompson A few nights ago on the tv, there was an interesting show about making cultured diamonds. They start with a small piece of (yellow) diamond, add graphite, heat, and pressure, and within a few hours they have a much larger (yellow) diamond. At the end of the show, they noted that a service was available that would take the cremated ashes of a loved one and convert it into one of these diamonds. That struck me as something that I would like to have done to me. Bob My youngest son, who died of colon cancer, requested that his ashes be scattered on the hillsides ("blanket bleachers") surrounding Phoenix International Raceway. They were, surreptitiously, by our oldest son :-) My request is similar... on the hillside, with all the wildlife that I love, behind our home. Of course I've also considered dumping them on the lobby desk at IRS ;-) They would just grab their dustbuster. And not their ghostbuster? -- I'm never going to grow up. |
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"Jim Thompson" wrote in message ... The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg ...Jim Thompson I just noticed, It says, "Free Prepaid Cremation" It can't be Free and Prepaid, but it can be free to you, and prepaid by someone else. Anyone with a large insurance policy on you? Any chance they want to burn the evidence before authorities have a chance to look at it? Inquiring minds want to know! Mikek PS. Maybe a little to much time spent watching detective/crime shows. :-) |
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PeterD wrote:
On 3/16/2011 8:37 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote: Jim Thompson wrote: On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 15:48:59 -0700, "BobW" "Jim wrote in message ... The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg A few nights ago on the tv, there was an interesting show about making cultured diamonds. They start with a small piece of (yellow) diamond, add graphite, heat, and pressure, and within a few hours they have a much larger (yellow) diamond. At the end of the show, they noted that a service was available that would take the cremated ashes of a loved one and convert it into one of these diamonds. That struck me as something that I would like to have done to me. My youngest son, who died of colon cancer, requested that his ashes be scattered on the hillsides ("blanket bleachers") surrounding Phoenix International Raceway. They were, surreptitiously, by our oldest son :-) My request is similar... on the hillside, with all the wildlife that I love, behind our home. Of course I've also considered dumping them on the lobby desk at IRS ;-) They would just grab their dustbuster. And not their ghostbuster? Nah - IRS doesn't believe in ghosts, because they have no souls. =:-O Cheers! Rich |
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Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Jim Thompson wrote: On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 20:41:51 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" Jim Thompson wrote: The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg I've been getting those for years. That was my first. Maybe they take down license plate numbers at the gastroenterologist ?:-) No. Like any other spammer, they get the information the old fashined way: They steal it. Or either buy a list of "known buyers" for $50~100/1000 names/addys. Although these days, clickers are so rampant, they're probably worth about $1/1000. Cheers! Rich |
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PeterD wrote: On 3/16/2011 8:37 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote: Jim Thompson wrote: On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 15:48:59 -0700, "BobW" wrote: "Jim wrote in message ... The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg ...Jim Thompson A few nights ago on the tv, there was an interesting show about making cultured diamonds. They start with a small piece of (yellow) diamond, add graphite, heat, and pressure, and within a few hours they have a much larger (yellow) diamond. At the end of the show, they noted that a service was available that would take the cremated ashes of a loved one and convert it into one of these diamonds. That struck me as something that I would like to have done to me. Bob My youngest son, who died of colon cancer, requested that his ashes be scattered on the hillsides ("blanket bleachers") surrounding Phoenix International Raceway. They were, surreptitiously, by our oldest son :-) My request is similar... on the hillside, with all the wildlife that I love, behind our home. Of course I've also considered dumping them on the lobby desk at IRS ;-) They would just grab their dustbuster. And not their ghostbuster? Jim's not going to give up the ghost! -- You can't fix stupid. You can't even put a Band-Aid™ on it, because it's Teflon coated. |
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On 3/16/2011 7:48 PM, Jim Thompson wrote:
On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 20:41:51 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" wrote: Jim Thompson wrote: The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg I've been getting those for years. That was my first. Maybe they take down license plate numbers at the gastroenterologist ?:-) ...Jim Thompson Perhaps your gastroen-whatever-they-call-proctologists-these-days has a deal where he bird dogs. It would make him feel better after he asked the question "I chose WHAT as a specialty?" Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired |
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On 3/17/2011 6:55 AM, amdx wrote:
"Jim wrote in message ... The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg ...Jim Thompson I just noticed, It says, "Free Prepaid Cremation" It can't be Free and Prepaid, but it can be free to you, and prepaid by someone else. Anyone with a large insurance policy on you? Any chance they want to burn the evidence before authorities have a chance to look at it? Inquiring minds want to know! Mikek PS. Maybe a little to much time spent watching detective/crime shows. :-) Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are not actually out to get you. Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired |
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Dan wrote: On 3/16/2011 7:48 PM, Jim Thompson wrote: On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 20:41:51 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" wrote: Jim Thompson wrote: The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg I've been getting those for years. That was my first. Maybe they take down license plate numbers at the gastroenterologist ?:-) ...Jim Thompson Perhaps your gastroen-whatever-they-call-proctologists-these-days has a deal where he bird dogs. It would make him feel better after he asked the question "I chose WHAT as a specialty?" And he drives a Ford 'Probe'? -- You can't fix stupid. You can't even put a Band-Aid™ on it, because it's Teflon coated. |
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On 3/18/2011 2:32 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Dan wrote: On 3/16/2011 7:48 PM, Jim Thompson wrote: On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 20:41:51 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" wrote: Jim Thompson wrote: The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg I've been getting those for years. That was my first. Maybe they take down license plate numbers at the gastroenterologist ?:-) ...Jim Thompson Perhaps your gastroen-whatever-they-call-proctologists-these-days has a deal where he bird dogs. It would make him feel better after he asked the question "I chose WHAT as a specialty?" And he drives a Ford 'Probe'? Heard about the gynecologist who took evening courses to become an auto mechanic? She got extra points on the final for rebuilding an engine through the exhaust pipe. Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired |
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On 3/18/2011 2:32 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Dan wrote: On 3/16/2011 7:48 PM, Jim Thompson wrote: On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 20:41:51 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" wrote: Jim Thompson wrote: The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg I've been getting those for years. That was my first. Maybe they take down license plate numbers at the gastroenterologist ?:-) ...Jim Thompson Perhaps your gastroen-whatever-they-call-proctologists-these-days has a deal where he bird dogs. It would make him feel better after he asked the question "I chose WHAT as a specialty?" And he drives a Ford 'Probe'? Heard about the gynecologist who took evening courses to become an auto mechanic? She got extra points on the final for rebuilding an engine through the exhaust pipe. Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired |
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Dan wrote: On 3/18/2011 2:32 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote: ? ? Dan wrote: ?? ?? On 3/16/2011 7:48 PM, Jim Thompson wrote: ??? On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 20:41:51 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" ??? ? wrote: ??? ???? ???? Jim Thompson wrote: ????? ????? The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... ????? ????? http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg ???? ???? ???? I've been getting those for years. ??? ??? That was my first. Maybe they take down license plate numbers at the ??? gastroenterologist ?:-) ??? ??? ...Jim Thompson ?? ?? Perhaps your gastroen-whatever-they-call-proctologists-these-days ?? has a deal where he bird dogs. It would make him feel better after he ?? asked the question "I chose WHAT as a specialty?" ? ? ? And he drives a Ford 'Probe'? ? ? Heard about the gynecologist who took evening courses to become an auto mechanic? She got extra points on the final for rebuilding an engine through the exhaust pipe. Still not as good as the dentist who removes teeth through the patient's ass. That way he doesn't have to risk being bit. -- You can't fix stupid. You can't even put a Band-Aid™ on it, because it's Teflon coated. |
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Dan wrote: On 3/18/2011 2:32 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote: ? ? Dan wrote: ?? ?? On 3/16/2011 7:48 PM, Jim Thompson wrote: ??? On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 20:41:51 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" ??? ? wrote: ??? ???? ???? Jim Thompson wrote: ????? ????? The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... ????? ????? http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg ???? ???? ???? I've been getting those for years. ??? ??? That was my first. Maybe they take down license plate numbers at the ??? gastroenterologist ?:-) ??? ??? ...Jim Thompson ?? ?? Perhaps your gastroen-whatever-they-call-proctologists-these-days ?? has a deal where he bird dogs. It would make him feel better after he ?? asked the question "I chose WHAT as a specialty?" ? ? ? And he drives a Ford 'Probe'? ? ? Heard about the gynecologist who took evening courses to become an auto mechanic? She got extra points on the final for rebuilding an engine through the exhaust pipe. Still not as good as the dentist who removes teeth through the patient's ass. That way he doesn't have to risk being bit. -- You can't fix stupid. You can't even put a Band-Aid™ on it, because it's Teflon coated. |
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Jim Thompson wrote:
On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 20:41:51 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" wrote: Jim Thompson wrote: The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg I've been getting those for years. That was my first. Maybe they take down license plate numbers at the gastroenterologist ?:-) ...Jim Thompson They subscribe to some sort of data aggregation service. I've screwed with my vital statistics when filling out various applications for so long, I started getting mailers from the AARP in my 30s. -- Paul Hovnanian ------------------------------------------------------------------ Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. |
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On 3/19/2011 1:17 AM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Dan wrote: On 3/18/2011 2:32 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote: ? ? Dan wrote: ?? ?? On 3/16/2011 7:48 PM, Jim Thompson wrote: ??? On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 20:41:51 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" ??? ? wrote: ??? ???? ???? Jim Thompson wrote: ????? ????? The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... ????? ????? http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg ???? ???? ???? I've been getting those for years. ??? ??? That was my first. Maybe they take down license plate numbers at the ??? gastroenterologist ?:-) ??? ??? ...Jim Thompson ?? ?? Perhaps your gastroen-whatever-they-call-proctologists-these-days ?? has a deal where he bird dogs. It would make him feel better after he ?? asked the question "I chose WHAT as a specialty?" ? ? ? And he drives a Ford 'Probe'? ? ? Heard about the gynecologist who took evening courses to become an auto mechanic? She got extra points on the final for rebuilding an engine through the exhaust pipe. Still not as good as the dentist who removes teeth through the patient's ass. That way he doesn't have to risk being bit. Lady goes into a dentist. As soon as she is in the chair the doctor says "madam, you have hold of my testicles!" The lady responds "I know, now we won't hurt each other, will we?" Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired |
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On 3/19/2011 1:17 AM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Dan wrote: On 3/18/2011 2:32 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote: ? ? Dan wrote: ?? ?? On 3/16/2011 7:48 PM, Jim Thompson wrote: ??? On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 20:41:51 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" ??? ? wrote: ??? ???? ???? Jim Thompson wrote: ????? ????? The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... ????? ????? http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg ???? ???? ???? I've been getting those for years. ??? ??? That was my first. Maybe they take down license plate numbers at the ??? gastroenterologist ?:-) ??? ??? ...Jim Thompson ?? ?? Perhaps your gastroen-whatever-they-call-proctologists-these-days ?? has a deal where he bird dogs. It would make him feel better after he ?? asked the question "I chose WHAT as a specialty?" ? ? ? And he drives a Ford 'Probe'? ? ? Heard about the gynecologist who took evening courses to become an auto mechanic? She got extra points on the final for rebuilding an engine through the exhaust pipe. Still not as good as the dentist who removes teeth through the patient's ass. That way he doesn't have to risk being bit. Lady goes into a dentist. As soon as she is in the chair the doctor says "madam, you have hold of my testicles!" The lady responds "I know, now we won't hurt each other, will we?" Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired |
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Dan wrote: On 3/19/2011 1:17 AM, Michael A. Terrell wrote: ? ? Dan wrote: ?? ?? On 3/18/2011 2:32 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote: ?? ? ?? ? Dan wrote: ?? ?? ?? ?? On 3/16/2011 7:48 PM, Jim Thompson wrote: ?? ??? On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 20:41:51 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" ?? ??? ? wrote: ?? ??? ?? ???? ?? ???? Jim Thompson wrote: ?? ????? ?? ????? The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... ?? ????? ?? ????? http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg ?? ???? ?? ???? ?? ???? I've been getting those for years. ?? ??? ?? ??? That was my first. Maybe they take down license plate numbers at the ?? ??? gastroenterologist ?:-) ?? ??? ?? ??? ...Jim Thompson ?? ?? ?? ?? Perhaps your gastroen-whatever-they-call-proctologists-these-days ?? ?? has a deal where he bird dogs. It would make him feel better after he ?? ?? asked the question "I chose WHAT as a specialty?" ?? ? ?? ? ?? ? And he drives a Ford 'Probe'? ?? ? ?? ? ?? ?? Heard about the gynecologist who took evening courses to become an ?? auto mechanic? She got extra points on the final for rebuilding an ?? engine through the exhaust pipe. ? ? ? Still not as good as the dentist who removes teeth through the ? patient's ass. That way he doesn't have to risk being bit. ? ? Lady goes into a dentist. As soon as she is in the chair the doctor says "madam, you have hold of my testicles!" The lady responds "I know, now we won't hurt each other, will we?" I had to have emergency dental care a couple weeks before I was discharged. The idiot Lt. at the dental clinic refused to treat me. The captain who was to be his replacement walked in while he was telling me that I would have to wait till I was discharged and got home to see my family dentist to remove the two broken teeth. He took one look in my moth and called the Lt. an ignorant *******. He spent over two hours carefully removing the broken teeth, and I was in pain because there was no Novocain in the clinic. He was washing up after he finished and said, Soldier? I just don't understand how you sat through that without passing out. I told him to look at the bent arms on the dental chair. then I asked him to tell the Lt. that he had saved his life, because I was going to grab the idiot by his testicles and squeeze them hard, till my teeth were out. The Captain laughed and asked if I was serious. I told him that I would have squeezed them so hard that if he had already father kids, they would no longer exist. -- You can't fix stupid. You can't even put a Band-Aid™ on it, because it's Teflon coated. |
The Vultures Were Waiting
On 3/19/2011 7:51 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Dan wrote: On 3/19/2011 1:17 AM, Michael A. Terrell wrote: ? ? Dan wrote: ?? ?? On 3/18/2011 2:32 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote: ?? ? ?? ? Dan wrote: ?? ?? ?? ?? On 3/16/2011 7:48 PM, Jim Thompson wrote: ?? ??? On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 20:41:51 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" ?? ??? ? wrote: ?? ??? ?? ???? ?? ???? Jim Thompson wrote: ?? ????? ?? ????? The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... ?? ????? ?? ????? http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg ?? ???? ?? ???? ?? ???? I've been getting those for years. ?? ??? ?? ??? That was my first. Maybe they take down license plate numbers at the ?? ??? gastroenterologist ?:-) ?? ??? ?? ??? ...Jim Thompson ?? ?? ?? ?? Perhaps your gastroen-whatever-they-call-proctologists-these-days ?? ?? has a deal where he bird dogs. It would make him feel better after he ?? ?? asked the question "I chose WHAT as a specialty?" ?? ? ?? ? ?? ? And he drives a Ford 'Probe'? ?? ? ?? ? ?? ?? Heard about the gynecologist who took evening courses to become an ?? auto mechanic? She got extra points on the final for rebuilding an ?? engine through the exhaust pipe. ? ? ? Still not as good as the dentist who removes teeth through the ? patient's ass. That way he doesn't have to risk being bit. ? ? Lady goes into a dentist. As soon as she is in the chair the doctor says "madam, you have hold of my testicles!" The lady responds "I know, now we won't hurt each other, will we?" I had to have emergency dental care a couple weeks before I was discharged. The idiot Lt. at the dental clinic refused to treat me. The captain who was to be his replacement walked in while he was telling me that I would have to wait till I was discharged and got home to see my family dentist to remove the two broken teeth. He took one look in my moth and called the Lt. an ignorant *******. He spent over two hours carefully removing the broken teeth, and I was in pain because there was no Novocain in the clinic. He was washing up after he finished and said, Soldier? I just don't understand how you sat through that without passing out. I told him to look at the bent arms on the dental chair. then I asked him to tell the Lt. that he had saved his life, because I was going to grab the idiot by his testicles and squeeze them hard, till my teeth were out. The Captain laughed and asked if I was serious. I told him that I would have squeezed them so hard that if he had already father kids, they would no longer exist. I had an Air Force dentist drill into raw nerve. The room went black. I'll spare you the details. What was a louie doing pulling teeth? Last I heard dentists started out as captains. If you want a real giggle try a canvas dental clinic where the victim...um..patient provides power to the drill via pedals. Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired |
The Vultures Were Waiting
On Sat, 19 Mar 2011 20:58:48 -0500, Dan wrote:
On 3/19/2011 7:51 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote: Dan wrote: On 3/19/2011 1:17 AM, Michael A. Terrell wrote: ? ? Dan wrote: ?? ?? On 3/18/2011 2:32 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote: ?? ? ?? ? Dan wrote: ?? ?? ?? ?? On 3/16/2011 7:48 PM, Jim Thompson wrote: ?? ??? On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 20:41:51 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" ?? ??? ? wrote: ?? ??? ?? ???? ?? ???? Jim Thompson wrote: ?? ????? ?? ????? The Vultures Were Waiting ;-) ... ?? ????? ?? ????? http://www.analog-innovations.com/SE...ereWaiting.jpg ?? ???? ?? ???? ?? ???? I've been getting those for years. ?? ??? ?? ??? That was my first. Maybe they take down license plate numbers at the ?? ??? gastroenterologist ?:-) ?? ??? ?? ??? ...Jim Thompson ?? ?? ?? ?? Perhaps your gastroen-whatever-they-call-proctologists-these-days ?? ?? has a deal where he bird dogs. It would make him feel better after he ?? ?? asked the question "I chose WHAT as a specialty?" ?? ? ?? ? ?? ? And he drives a Ford 'Probe'? ?? ? ?? ? ?? ?? Heard about the gynecologist who took evening courses to become an ?? auto mechanic? She got extra points on the final for rebuilding an ?? engine through the exhaust pipe. ? ? ? Still not as good as the dentist who removes teeth through the ? patient's ass. That way he doesn't have to risk being bit. ? ? Lady goes into a dentist. As soon as she is in the chair the doctor says "madam, you have hold of my testicles!" The lady responds "I know, now we won't hurt each other, will we?" I had to have emergency dental care a couple weeks before I was discharged. The idiot Lt. at the dental clinic refused to treat me. The captain who was to be his replacement walked in while he was telling me that I would have to wait till I was discharged and got home to see my family dentist to remove the two broken teeth. He took one look in my moth and called the Lt. an ignorant *******. He spent over two hours carefully removing the broken teeth, and I was in pain because there was no Novocain in the clinic. He was washing up after he finished and said, Soldier? I just don't understand how you sat through that without passing out. I told him to look at the bent arms on the dental chair. then I asked him to tell the Lt. that he had saved his life, because I was going to grab the idiot by his testicles and squeeze them hard, till my teeth were out. The Captain laughed and asked if I was serious. I told him that I would have squeezed them so hard that if he had already father kids, they would no longer exist. I had an Air Force dentist drill into raw nerve. The room went black. I'll spare you the details. What was a louie doing pulling teeth? Last I heard dentists started out as captains. If you want a real giggle try a canvas dental clinic where the victim...um..patient provides power to the drill via pedals. Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired I had this uncle (Darl Godwin), no kidding, did 20 years in the Navy, then 20 years in the Army, then was sheriff of Killeen, TX. In the later years in the Army he did dentistry... had POUNDS of recovered gold ;-) ...Jim Thompson -- | James E.Thompson, CTO | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona 85048 Skype: Contacts Only | | | Voice:(480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat | | E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | Remember: Once you go over the hill, you pick up speed |
The Vultures Were Waiting
Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Dan wrote: Lady goes into a dentist. As soon as she is in the chair the doctor says "madam, you have hold of my testicles!" The lady responds "I know, now we won't hurt each other, will we?" I had to have emergency dental care a couple weeks before I was discharged. The idiot Lt. at the dental clinic refused to treat me. The captain who was to be his replacement walked in while he was telling me that I would have to wait till I was discharged and got home to see my family dentist to remove the two broken teeth. He took one look in my moth and called the Lt. an ignorant *******. He spent over two hours carefully removing the broken teeth, and I was in pain because there was no Novocain in the clinic. He was washing up after he finished and said, Soldier? I just don't understand how you sat through that without passing out. I told him to look at the bent arms on the dental chair. then I asked him to tell the Lt. that he had saved his life, because I was going to grab the idiot by his testicles and squeeze them hard, till my teeth were out. The Captain laughed and asked if I was serious. I told him that I would have squeezed them so hard that if he had already father kids, they would no longer exist. Gawd, what an angry, hateful ******* you are. It must really suck to be you. Cheers! Rich |
The Vultures Were Waiting
Jim Thompson wrote:
I had this uncle (Darl Godwin), no kidding, did 20 years in the Navy, then 20 years in the Army, then was sheriff of Killeen, TX. In the later years in the Army he did dentistry... had POUNDS of recovered gold ;-) Are you proud to have an uncle who's a thief? That gold was the property of the people from whom it was "recovered." Thanks, Rich |
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