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One for Jim Thompson....
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little
girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to eat her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days. |
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On Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:27:39 +1100, "APR"
wrote: A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to eat her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days. Great! Originally published where? ...Jim Thompson -- | James E.Thompson, CTO | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona 85048 Skype: Contacts Only | | | Voice480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat | | E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | Help save the environment! Please dispose of socialism properly! |
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"Jim Thompson" /Snicker wrote in message ... Great! Originally published where? ...Jim Thompson Pretty widely copied out there http://www.google.com/search?source=...&aq=f&oq=&aqi= |
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"Jim Thompson" /Snicker wrote in message ... On Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:27:39 +1100, "APR" wrote: Great! Originally published where? ...Jim Thompson -- Hi Jim, I am in Australia but watch this group. I saw this on aus.jokes and I straight away thought of you. We have the problem of the Federal Labor Party in power in Aust at the moment, and feeling as much disgust as many Americans feel toward the Democrats. Best Regards |
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"Jim Thompson" /Snicker wrote in message ... On Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:27:39 +1100, "APR" wrote: Great! Originally published where? ...Jim Thompson -- Hi Jim, I am in Australia but watch this group. I saw this on aus.jokes and I straight away thought of you. We have the problem of the Federal Labor Party in power in Aust at the moment, and feeling as much disgust as many Americans feel toward the Democrats. Best Regards |
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On Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:14:49 +1100, "APR"
wrote: "Jim Thompson" /Snicker wrote in message ... On Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:27:39 +1100, "APR" wrote: Great! Originally published where? ...Jim Thompson -- Hi Jim, I am in Australia but watch this group. I saw this on aus.jokes and I straight away thought of you. We have the problem of the Federal Labor Party in power in Aust at the moment, and feeling as much disgust as many Americans feel toward the Democrats. Best Regards http://www.topix.com/forum/city/tomb...1JSB79AH8BMLEI ...Jim Thompson -- | James E.Thompson, CTO | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona 85048 Skype: Contacts Only | | | Voice480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat | | E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | Help save the environment! Please dispose of socialism properly! |
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Jim Thompson wrote: On Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:14:49 +1100, "APR" wrote: "Jim Thompson" /Snicker wrote in message ... On Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:27:39 +1100, "APR" wrote: Great! Originally published where? ...Jim Thompson -- Hi Jim, I am in Australia but watch this group. I saw this on aus.jokes and I straight away thought of you. We have the problem of the Federal Labor Party in power in Aust at the moment, and feeling as much disgust as many Americans feel toward the Democrats. Best Regards http://www.topix.com/forum/city/tomb...1JSB79AH8BMLEI http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/2/26/633712570791132260-myglobaloutlook.jpg -- Offworld checks no longer accepted! |
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On Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:39:06 -0500, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote: Jim Thompson wrote: On Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:14:49 +1100, "APR" wrote: "Jim Thompson" /Snicker wrote in message ... On Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:27:39 +1100, "APR" wrote: Great! Originally published where? ...Jim Thompson -- Hi Jim, I am in Australia but watch this group. I saw this on aus.jokes and I straight away thought of you. We have the problem of the Federal Labor Party in power in Aust at the moment, and feeling as much disgust as many Americans feel toward the Democrats. Best Regards http://www.topix.com/forum/city/tomb...1JSB79AH8BMLEI http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/2/26/633712570791132260-myglobaloutlook.jpg Is that ass-cheeks or cleavage ?:-) ...Jim Thompson -- | James E.Thompson, CTO | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona 85048 Skype: Contacts Only | | | Voice480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat | | E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | Help save the environment! Please dispose of socialism properly! |
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On Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:39:06 -0500, the renowned "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote: Jim Thompson wrote: On Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:14:49 +1100, "APR" wrote: "Jim Thompson" /Snicker wrote in message ... On Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:27:39 +1100, "APR" wrote: Great! Originally published where? ...Jim Thompson -- Hi Jim, I am in Australia but watch this group. I saw this on aus.jokes and I straight away thought of you. We have the problem of the Federal Labor Party in power in Aust at the moment, and feeling as much disgust as many Americans feel toward the Democrats. Best Regards http://www.topix.com/forum/city/tomb...1JSB79AH8BMLEI http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/2/26/633712570791132260-myglobaloutlook.jpg My colleague from Johannesburg carefully noted the position of his erstwhile abode. Best regards, Spehro Pefhany -- "it's the network..." "The Journey is the reward" Info for manufacturers: http://www.trexon.com Embedded software/hardware/analog Info for designers: http://www.speff.com |
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Jim Thompson wrote: On Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:39:06 -0500, "Michael A. Terrell" wrote: Jim Thompson wrote: On Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:14:49 +1100, "APR" wrote: "Jim Thompson" /Snicker wrote in message ... On Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:27:39 +1100, "APR" wrote: Great! Originally published where? ...Jim Thompson -- Hi Jim, I am in Australia but watch this group. I saw this on aus.jokes and I straight away thought of you. We have the problem of the Federal Labor Party in power in Aust at the moment, and feeling as much disgust as many Americans feel toward the Democrats. Best Regards http://www.topix.com/forum/city/tomb...1JSB79AH8BMLEI http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/2/26/633712570791132260-myglobaloutlook.jpg Is that ass-cheeks or cleavage ?:-) Look for Sloman's dump, then tell me. The area was normal, till that ass moved in. -- Offworld checks no longer accepted! |
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On Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:54:30 -0500, "Oppie" wrote:
"Jim Thompson" /Snicker wrote in message ... Great! Originally published where? ...Jim Thompson Pretty widely copied out there http://www.google.com/search?source=...&aq=f&oq=&aqi= This kind of stuff is how the big lie is sold, by many extremists, left, right, religious and other. |
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