It's in the way you dress. The way you boogie down. The way you sign
your unemployment check. You're a man who likes to do things your own
way. And on those special odd-numbered Saturdays when driving is
permitted, you want it in your car. It's that special feeling of a
zero-emissions wind at your back and a road ahead meandering with
possibilities. The kind of feeling you get behind the wheel of the
Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition from Congressional Motors.

All new for 2012, the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition is the mandatory
American car so advanced it took $100 billion and an entire Congress
to design it. We started with same reliable 7-way hybrid
ethanol-bio-diesel-electric-clean-coal-wind-solar-pedal power plant
behind the base model Pelosi, but packed it with extra oomph and the
sassy styling pizzazz that tells the world that 1974 Detroit is back
again -- with a vengeance.

We've subsidized the features you want and taxed away the rest. With
its advanced Al Gore-designed V-3 under the hood pumping out 22.5
thumping, carbon-neutral ponies of Detroit muscle, you'll never be
late for the Disco or the Day Labor Shelter. Engage the pedal drive or
strap on the optional jumbo mizzenmast, and the GTxi SS/Rt Sport
Edition easily exceeds 2016 CA Federal Emission mileage standards.
At an estimated 268 MPG, that's a savings of nearly $1800 per week in
fuel cost over the 2011 Pelosi.

Even with increased performance we didn't skimp on safety. With
11-point passenger racing harnesses, 15-way airbags, and mandatory
hockey helmet, you'll have the security knowing that you could survive
a 45 MPH collision even if the GTxi SS/Rt were capable of that kind of
illegal speed.

But the changes don't stop there. Sporty mag-style hubcaps and an
all-new aggressive wedge shape designed by CM's Chief Stylist Ted
Kennedy slices through the wind like an omnibus spending bill. It even
features an airtight undercarriage to keep you and a passenger afloat
up to 15 minutes -- even in the choppy waters of a Cape Cod inlet.
Available in a rainbow of color choices to match any wardrobe, from
Harvest Avocado to French Mustard.

Inside, a luxurious all-velour interior designed by Barney Frank
features thoughtful appointments like in-dash condom dispenser and
detachable vibrating shift knob. A special high capacity hatchback
holds up to 300 aluminum cans, meaning fewer trips to the redemption
center. And the standard 3 speaker Fairness Act Phonic FM low-band
sound system means you'll never miss a segment of NPR again.

Best of all, the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt is made right here in the U.S.A .
by fully card-checked unionized workers and Detroit's famous visionary
jet-set managers. Even if you don't own one, you can enjoy the
patriotic satisfaction that you're supporting the high wages, good
benefits, and generous political donations that are once again making
the American car industry the envy of the world.

But why not buy one anyway? With an MSRP starting at only $629,999.99,
it's affordable too. Don't forget to ask about dealer incentives,
rebates, tax credits, and wealth redistribution plans for customers
from dozens of qualifying special interest groups. Plus easy-pay
financing programs from Fannie Mae.

So take the bus to your local CM dealer today and find out why the
Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition is the only car endorsed by President
Barack Obama. One test drive will convince you that you'd choose it
over the import brands. Even if they were still legal.


...Jim Thompson
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