"Richard Conway" wrote in message
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Dave Plowman (News) through a haze of senile flatulence wrote:

Use a "smear" of jointing paste.

Please explain in detail the actual difference in this application
between
'jointing paste' - which could be anything - and PTFE tape?

Neither are strictly necessary anyway.

I suspect that the brochure

He is giving up his guard. This is either Maxie (lover boy), Plowman (the
senile one), Lord Hall or Tomlinson (the nutter from JM uni). Fancy trying
to be Russ Conway. Pathetic. Lunacy reigns supreme here.