Andrew Sinclair wrote:
Has anyone out there managed to get these Apple Pies to fit the router
table Aldi had on offer recently? I consider myself reasonably
competent in matters mechanical but whatever I do, the flipping pie
just falls through the hole in the table.

It's your own fault. If you had gone for a reputable quality brand name
like Mr Kipling or Sarah Lee you wouldn't have this problem.

Dave