In message 4348fba7.0@entanet, Eric The Viking
writes

When I contacted Aldi regarding the faulty pie, they were less than
sympathetic and told me that I should wear shoes in case this kind of thing
happens again.

Has anyone out there managed to get these Apple Pies to fit the router
table Aldi had on offer recently? I consider myself reasonably
competent in matters mechanical but whatever I do, the flipping pie just
falls through the hole in the table.
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Andrew Sinclair http://www.smellycat.org