Asimov wrote:
"AZ Nomad" bravely wrote to "All" (06 Oct 05 23:09:48)
AN Don't let the corporate lawyers see that comment or we'll have another
AN idiotic warning taped around the AC adapter reading "Don't answer calls
AN while charging cell phone in the shower", just below "Don't eat." and
AN just above "May cause indigestion"

Wasn't it "Don't dry hair while standing in bathtub full of water?"

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=olfa_knife.jpg&category=House hold%20Items&date=2002-05-14
http://tinyurl.com/ml2i

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