Alright I couldn't pass this up.
A prostitute and her john engaged in her profession. Afterwards the john
says "If I'd known you were a virgin I would have taken more time.: The
prostitute replied "If I'd known you were in such a hurry I would have taken
my pantyhose off."
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jim rozen wrote:
In article , Gunner Asch
says...


Somehow I kept my big mouth shut, but looking at those plug blades
pushed right through the wallpaper got me wondering if maybe she kept
her pantyhose on when she.......

It's not too hard to figure out if a lady doesn't take them off during the
nasty. Look inside the foot section. When the toes curl on the
downstroke,
you can see where her nails abraded the material. That's one serious
method
of contraception, though.