Hywel wrote in
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Why would the police get involved - what's the crime?

He says 'parking area' - some kind of private off-street area? The
sort that is good to zoom around on? Trespass?

Trespass isn't a crime, though, is it?

Been a long time since the fuzz round here had any time left over for crime
from their main duty of being a complete waste of space

mike