On Sat, 3 Jul 2004 23:59:04 +0100, Hywel
wrote:

In article , Ben says...
Hywel wrote:
In article , Ben says...

Hi

Can anyone recommend an online supplier of signs. I've tried the local
hardware store and B&Q and a couple of local sign shops, but none of
them have what I'm looking for. Basically I'm having trouble with kids
on motorbikes messing about on my parking area, so I need a sign that
says private parking, no motorcycles (or 2 separate signs would do).


http://www.uk-safety-signs.co.uk/parking-signs.htm

Thanks, that's the best site I've seen yet, but it only has the private
car park sign - I didn't see one about motorcycles.

How do you plan to enforce it?

At the moment it works like a 3-stage filter system
(1) One of us goes out and tells them to stop
(2) The police come round and tell them to stop
(3) The police take them away in the back of a van

Why would the police get involved - what's the crime?

There's been an advert on the "Real Radio" station round here for a
send away for parking notice complete with parking tickets.... you
couldn't make it up. ;-)

Mark S.