"Upscale" wrote in message
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6) There's two Lee Valley Stores in your city (Toronto) and they're
situated
at opposite ends of the city. You have such a hard time trying to decide
which one to go to that you go to both of them because, well, ummm, just
because it will be fun.

Hmm - in a few months, it'll be a triangle...

Enjoyed the post!

Cheers -

Rob