"Upscale" wrote in message

Absolutely you should turn them in. You're much too old for all those
tools
Ed, so I'll help you to act your age by taking them off your hands. Let me
know where I can pick them up.

I drug them out by the curb. Get here soon because rain is expected
Tuesday.



And there's no need for you to feel obligated
to me. Throw in a case of beer and we'll call it even, ok?

Sorry, I'm really low on beer. How about a bottle of bourbon or a single
malt Scotch instead?