"B.B." u wrote in message
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jim rozen wrote:

[...]

The solution to all of these situations is the same, and straightforward:
simply pretend to be an inconsiderate oaf like they are, and blunder
straight into them. Stare off into the distance as you do so and
mumble under your breath.

FYI, farting works well in such situations.


Or, in an elevator, you declare to your friend while scratching yourself, "I
wish that dermatologist would call back and let me know if this is
contagious............"

Or, "How is your therapy with the violent reaction to claustrophobia
coming?"

Or, "Oh, God! I think I'm going to ********!" Insert your favorite thing.

Then there's always mouth farting and saying, "Hey. It wasn't me!"

Steve