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jim rozen
 
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In article , xray says...

The Escalator People --
Those fools who take one step off of the top of the escalator and then
have a discussion or just daydream, oblivious to the rest of the
escalator users who are now forced to find a new flow pattern or stack
up against the "escalator people"


We don't have those here.

We have no escalators at work.

We do however have the "I want to stand right in front of the
coffee urn after I get my coffee and chat with my friends" morons.

Also the "I want to stand right in the middle of the serving area
of the cafeteria and hold a business meeting during lunch rush"
idiots.

Not to mention the "Our group needs to walk down the hallway, spread
out from one side to the other" nimrods.

The solution to all of these situations is the same, and straightforward:
simply pretend to be an inconsiderate oaf like they are, and blunder
straight into them. Stare off into the distance as you do so and
mumble under your breath.

Jim


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