"JohnM" wrote in message
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Larry Jaques wrote:
On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 15:12:24 GMT, with neither quill nor qualm, "Tom
Gardner" quickly quoth:


The good news is: YOU GET TO GET NEW STUFF!!! Trust me, I feel your
pain, I'm out 20k$ this year due to thefts. I've had to bolster my
perimeter and am putting in a DVR surveillance system. I know that
feeling in the pit of your stomach. Go to the shooting range and
visualize.


WHAT? You don't have that system installed and guarding you YET?
tsk tsk tsk Hell, Tom, for $5k + flight/cheap_hotel/vehicle + DVR
system, I'll fly out there and put it in -for- you.

If the DHS allows me to fly. One never knows nowadays.


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For half that and a bus ticket I'll come down with my riot gun and camp
out in there for a couple of weeks..

John

Heck, I would charge you nothing and pay for my own travel, if you guarantee
I can shoot a thief!

Corpse removal and disposal, I would have to charge for. Than again, you
might just want to string him up. Sort of like a scarecrow for thieves.


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