Let the record show that Gunner Asch wrote back on
Sat, 17 Sep 2005 07:28:22 GMT in rec.crafts.metalworking :
On Fri, 16 Sep 2005 21:53:06 GMT, pyotr filipivich
wrote:

Let the record show that Gunner wrote:
On Wed, 14 Sep 2005 17:27:01 -0700, jk wrote:
"Harold and Susan Vordos" wrote:
I can't stand being around cigarette smoke, or smokers. They don't seem to
understand how badly they smell-----and they do smell.

Oh call a spade a spade. They DON'T smell, they STINK.

Not to a smoker.

What is funny is how cigarette smokers will anathematize cigar smokers.
:-)

It depends on the cigar. If its Old Ropa...indeed. If its a
Partagas..right pleasent.

I recall a Mike Royko column, wherein he wrote of being in a restaurant
and having his dinner disturbed at some self-righteous idiot who was going
on at great length about her personal life. She wouldn't shut up, or
change the subject, or even lower her voice, not even when asked.
So after dinner, he produced a cigar, and immediately, She was alert to
the possibility of the Least Pollution of Her Personal Environment by Death
Dealing Tobacco Smoke. Mike proceeded to just roll the cigar in his
fingers, all the while telling the raunchiest dirty jokes he could think
of, but using clinical language so there wasn't anything 'vuglar' about it.
How to be really annoying, in two easy lessons. Also helps if you have
a vocabulary more expressive than "f*ing mo-fo!"


tschus
pyotr

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