follow this link:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=4406121360

while this is partly a blatant shill for an auction for something that
is nearly worthless as a tool, maybe it's also a way to start a
discussion on really really useless tools - this one being something of
an example, but I'm sure there are worse (and please, let's exclude the
electric fork right off the bat)