"Chris" wrote in message
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"Robatoy" wrote in message
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In article , "Chris"
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Asking the "Three Little Pigs" comes to mind. That is of course if
they
are still around

Didn't one of them go to market?

Yes, but he was looting, so it was ok.

But which one do you shoot?

One had roast beef and the other had nun........