"Owain" wrote in message
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Mary Fisher wrote:
Will it surprise you to know that I already can?

I'm sure you have superb tongue technique ...

Oh yes, it's notorious.

But I don't have a parti-coloured red and yellow suit ...

... and Spouse is hunched over his Bernina making you one as a reward.

No, it wouldn't suit me. I'm absolutely the wrong shape.

But we did buy some patent leather today ...

:-)

Mary

Owain