My favorite is:

"Oh bother," said the BORG, "we've assimilated Pooh."


Jen

"mywebaccts (at) PLUGcomcast.net" "mywebaccts (at) PLUGcomcast.net" wrote
in message ...
Two BORGs were sitting in a room.

The first BORG says, "I was just wondering - Why is it that we never
laugh?"

The second BORG says, "Laughter is irrelevant"

The first BORG says, "But why don't we laugh? Why don't we find anything
funny?"

The second BORG says, "Desist with this pattern!"

The first BORG says, "But we never laugh. Never! Shouldn't we find
something funny?"

The second BORG says, "Stop this discussion or you will be
re-assimilated!"

The first BORG says, "But laughter .. there's nothing wrong with ---"

The second BORG suddenly reaches out, yanks the head off the first BORG
and says, "Re-assimilating! Re-assimilating!"

A third BORG walks into the room and says, "What's going on here?"

The second BORG says, "I was just wondering - Why is it that we never
laugh?"