Thread: WANTED: PLANER
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J. Clarke
 
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Upscale wrote:

"LRod" wrote in message
This gets posted about once a week. Earlier this week someone posted a
planer for sale in the Houston area and yet this guy is still posting
this.


At this point, I'm guessing he put his computer on autopost once per week
and suffered a fatal coronary just after sending the original message.
That was several months ago. They haven't found his body because he told
his neighbours he was going out of town for awhile. The neighbourhood kid
hired to remove his mail is still doing so and that's why the mailman
hasn't noticed anything unusual yet.

Of course, they won't find his body since he had a rather large dog who
naturally, has to eat. So, he's been 100% consumed and these messages will
continue for awhile longer until the electric company shuts off his power
for non-payment and the computer goes off ~ in three more months.


Unless he has autopay on his electric bill and a big bank balance in which
case it will continue until he fails to pay his property tax enough times
that they put his house up for auction.

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