Doctor Drivel wrote:
The dog has bigger ******** than you.
The dog can lick his own ********.
The dog won't let you lick his ********.
*APPLAUSE*
Eyethenkewe
Is that poetry?

It is pure poetry compared to what you would do to ewes if you could
catch them, which you can't because you trip over the cowpats in your
dancing pumps.

Owain