On 6 Aug 2005 14:31:33 GMT, (Huge) wrote:

Owain writes:
Doctor Drivel wrote:
Plowman? He works in sound studio looking after the cables.

And you work in a plumbers' merchant. You are there to look after the
dog. The dog is there to make sure you don't try to give advice to the
customers.

This is why you have a permanent chip on your shoulder.

The dog has bigger ******** than you.

The dog can lick his own ********.

The dog won't let you lick his ********.

It's getting late, so why don't you refill the paper towel dispenser in
the Gents and then you can curl up in bed with "Janet and John Build A
Wendy House".

*APPLAUSE*


He did miss one line though....

"The dog won't lick your ********"


(of course that could be an impossibility)


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