At my place of work there are some computer chairs that have a mesh seat and
back. Whilst I don't suffer from Swamp-ass like the person in the note, it
is easy to appreciate the benefits of these chairs.

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Regards

John


"IMM" wrote in message
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"Steve Broughton" wrote:

I have quite a sedentary job and frequently get a very sore arse,
particularly between the cheeks as I tend to sweat a lot. I have found
that
I can get relief from this by folding up 3 or 4 sheets of toilet paper
and
inserting it between my bum cheeks to keep them separate, this has given
me
much relief.
On several occasions however, after a few hours use and moving around,
the
toilet paper becomes dislodged and on occasion has worked its way out
down
my trouser leg, and (unbeknown to me at the time) deposited itself on the
carpet causing much embarrassment to all concerned.
I was wondering if anyone has had a similar problem and come up with some
form of (comfortable) retaining device.

I'd recommend a Vaillant combination arsewiper and bumscrubber. You must
watch the flow pressure as it has been known for pressure reducing
valves to fail with disastrous consequences for the user.

It's built into a regular office chair, so your co-workers need never
know about your little problem. I use one myself and have had no
problems with it, pressure aside.

This unit comes in a handy flatpack which can be installed in an evening
by any suitably qualified and experienced person and not one of those
amateurs who think they know it all.

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IMM (the real one)



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