In message , Steve Broughton
writes
I have quite a sedentary job and frequently get a very sore arse,
particularly between the cheeks as I tend to sweat a lot. I have found that
I can get relief from this by folding up 3 or 4 sheets of toilet paper and
inserting it between my bum cheeks to keep them separate, this has given me
much relief.
On several occasions however, after a few hours use and moving around, the
toilet paper becomes dislodged and on occasion has worked its way out down
my trouser leg, and (unbeknown to me at the time) deposited itself on the
carpet causing much embarrassment to all concerned.
I was wondering if anyone has had a similar problem and come up with some
form of (comfortable) retaining device.

Lose weight - that sounds like the root of your problem

Since this actually sounds a serious question rather than a wind-up,
have you tried athletes foot powder?

When I was a bit overweight (ha ha) I used to get an armpit rash - it
worked to keep them dry as it contains starch, it also doesn't contain
pouffy smelly additives

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geoff