"Vicki Szaszvari" wrote in message
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Radon - The biggest scam of the 20th century. They say "you can't see
it, but it will kill you". The reason you cant see it, is because
there is no such thing as radon, except in the minds of scammers that
want your money to do alot of useless crap to your house at their
gain. However, if you believe in radon, then you must also believe in
the tooth fairy. Well, I personally know the tooth fairy, and if you
send me $1000, I will send you her autographed photo, and if you
include one of your gold capped teeth along with your $1000 check, she
will also send you a silver dollar with a picture of a naked face on
it.

I must believe in the Tooth Fairy because a cousin and his wife both died
of lung cancer -- judged to be due to radon in their home. Rural North
Dakota farmers who didn't smoke.

The idea of a Tooth Fairy gives me the willies. I couldn't handle the
thought of a big faggy tooth coming in my room at night while I was
asleep...