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No communication.
The father is a hen pecked self centered goof.
The wife is a bossy know it all bitch.
Both buy endless crap no one needs without including their spouse in the
decision.
The kid is over weight and dumb.

Typical Canadian/American family.

Not to mention that free-loader neighbour who can't wait for Mr.
Dysfunctional to buy yet another piece of useless crap so he can use it
too!
Mr. Dysfunctional eats tofu, hugs trees, wears Birkenstocks and listens
to Celine Dijon, I bet. People like him make me puke.
I want to say to him:
"Listen, Mr. Socks-'n-sandals, Celine had her baby, okay??? We are all
very happy with her little miracle, okayyyy? Now let's get OVER it!!!"
And you know what else?? Brad and Jennifer broke up....how about that,
eh? Bet THAT made you drop a stitch, eh? What is that I hear? A wittle
bell ringing?? Is your quiche all nice and fluffy??"