In article .net,
Doctor Evil wrote:
Sheesh, I wasn't aware that ambidextrous masturbation was an Olympic
discipline.

You are in then. 7 years of practice for you.

Give us the benefit of your experience, though.

After all, you're a pro.

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*Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

Dave Plowman London SW
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