"raden" wrote in message
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Doctor Evil writes

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from Tim contains these words:

I've often wondered why John is so easily conned by maker's ads and
heavily optimistic specs, given he appears to have a rough idea how
such
things should be measured?

John?

Oh! Look whose back. Roger the Dodger, the man from Essex. How is the
swirley patterned carpet doing?

Prolly much better than the one you soaked when you took a hacksaw to a
plastic joint

and deluged the place

Maxie, if I saw one of those carpets you, the inverted caber man and this
turkey, have, I would have it soaked. I would spare your frock.