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from "Doctor Evil" contains these words:

Oh! Look whose back. Roger the Dodger, the man from Essex. How is the
swirley patterned carpet doing?

An almost instant response. I am impressed (not). Have you nothing
better to do with your time than monitor this ng 24 hours a day

You missed a trick there John. Roger the bodger rhymes just as well and
fits far better into a diy context.

BTW if you had wanted to remain anonymous you shouldn't have been stupid
enough to send me an e-mail using your real address.

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Roger