"raden" wrote in message
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In message , Doctor Evil
writes
JFK DVD anyone? And can I also interest
you in a magnetic water conditioner?

Magnetic? You are a in fantasy land.

Maxie? Now this grassy knoll. Were where you in Nov 1963. You could
have
been mistaken for a gnome on the knoll.

No, I was shagging yer mum

You are showing your fantasies me old boy. My ma would never go with ugly
fatties. Being my mum she was gorgeous - just like me.

With a brown paper bag over her head of course, ugly cow

Maxie, now stop going on about Dim Lin, the Oriental enchantress. So, you
were the gnome on the knoll.