In message , Doctor Evil
writes
JFK DVD anyone? And can I also interest
you in a magnetic water conditioner?

Magnetic? You are a in fantasy land.

Maxie? Now this grassy knoll. Were where you in Nov 1963. You could have
been mistaken for a gnome on the knoll.

No, I was shagging yer mum

With a brown paper bag over her head of course, ugly cow

--
geoff