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, 7/9/2005, 3:17:33 AM, wrote:

Last weekend I bought myself a breast pump at a chain store that was
going out of business. It looked like something fun to own, so I
bought it. Now that the weekend is here, I just took it out the box
and am trying to use it, but I found out there are no instructions and
the business is now closed forever. I just called my mother and my
ex-wife and neither of them have ever used one. Can anyone tell me
how?

Thank You

Robert W. Jacobs

You put it up to your face and make sure you cover both your mouth and
nose. Start pumping and try to suck out all your brains with it. As a
second option you might try to use it as an artificial vagina since
there are no women in your life now.

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