"George" wrote in :

SWMBO and I go up to the "big city" to Menards today - plumbing, don't
ask - and since she's still in a chair from a broken tib/fib, we can
use the blue spots.

Though they're always empty when I don't have the mirror hanger, today
they're full. Goes without saying. Most even have a sticker,
including a Corvette in front of the exit door.


A CORVETTE??????


A fellow comes into the woodworking store on Thursday afternoon, nice
looking guy, in a wheelchair, wearing a Harley Davidson tank top. He's got
longish hair, and looks like he knows his way around the wheelchair from
long experience. Buys $20 worth of hardware thingies for his project, and
rolls out to the lot, where he proceeds to load the chair into a case on
the back of his three-wheel Harley with hand controls, and ease on down the
road, big grin catching bugs. What handicap?

Corvettes are for wimps.

Patriarch,
hoping George's wife feels better soon...