"Matt" wrote in message
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Couple thoughts: Why bother cooling off the whole house when the only
thing
that really needs cooling is _you_? With that in mind, leave the cold
water
running in the shower and stay in there during the hottest part of the
day.

Or - a looping configuration of copper pipes encircling the La-Z-Boy with
constant cool water circulation?


Just brainstorming here.

Why not combine these two ideas? Strap the wookie
(http://www.passedoutwookies.com/) down in his la z boy, and connect
one copper tube to his neck, another one at his foot. Route the one
coming out his foot to a floor drain, and the one going in his neck to
the water supply; turn water on.


Actually, just coiling the copper pipe around Puddin's neck - much like the
rings worn by certain African tribeswomen- would probably keep him cool.
Fitting the copper to a lengthy flexible hose would also allow him the
mobility to leave his La-Z-Boy to make sandwiches and such.

Drainage may be problematic, though.