Couple thoughts: Why bother cooling off the whole house when the only thing
that really needs cooling is _you_? With that in mind, leave the cold water
running in the shower and stay in there during the hottest part of the day.

Or - a looping configuration of copper pipes encircling the La-Z-Boy with
constant cool water circulation?


Just brainstorming here.

Why not combine these two ideas? Strap the wookie
(http://www.passedoutwookies.com/) down in his la z boy, and connect
one copper tube to his neck, another one at his foot. Route the one
coming out his foot to a floor drain, and the one going in his neck to
the water supply; turn water on.