"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
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Doctor Evil wrote:
The boiler was faulty out of the box. They came and asked if I was
corgi, I told the law, they ummed and arred and phoned back and then
fixed. What amazed me was that these corgi men actually thought only
corgi can touch gas installations.

They probably thought it wiser not to argue with a madman?

Do you take in lodgers?