"Upscale" wrote in
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snip of an entirely likely scenario

So, off the family goes to Lee Valley Tools. Johnny owes mom because
she was the one that said yes. Dad owes mom because she was the one
that said yes. Mom gets some new garden tools.

Does anybody wonder how it came to be that women really control the
world?


Well, that's one way it happens...

They also frequently outlive us, outsmart us, and mess with our minds. And
we frequently say how happy we are with the situation.

Mine is much better with the checkbook than I am.

Patriarch