On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 20:08:40 -0400, the inscrutable Jon Bergstrom
spake:

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 20:09:41 -0400, Spehro Pefhany
wrote:

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 19:52:41 -0400, the renowned Jon Bergstrom
wrote:

Like many folk, I spent some time in a kitchen years ago as a cook. I
saw some nasty burns from grease, but I never saw third degree burns
from water.

Did you try forming a dam around your genitals with modelling clay
before pouring the hot water, and holding the position for several
minutes?

Uh...no, cant say I have ever tried that thank you!

What sane person would? Who here has spilled hot coffee/tea/etc. on
their crotch in the car? (Is anyone NOT holding their hand up?)

Did you JUST SIT THERE AND FRY or did you do something instantly, like
fanning, blowing,dropping trou, or getting out and running around?
Right, we all -did- something--Immediately--and mild first degree
burns were the case (if any) right?

The bottom line: SPSB (stupid people shouldn't breed)

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