Leo Lichtman wrote:
"DeepDiver" wrote: That's why you should always keep a spare BIC Lighter
around. (CLIP)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
According to the Law of Conservation of Bustedness, there is another way to
use the Bic lighter. Smack it with a hammer. Your heat gun ought to fix
itself. But it DON'T. Why not?


One cannot influence the Law of C of B . It derives from aleatory and
universal powers. If Murphy's selective gravity law had let the hammer
fall on the Bic lighter on its own accord, then maybe just maybe the
heat gun might be fixed, but most likely it would be some arrow in Papua
that would have been straightened overnight by mysterious forces.

cheers
T.Alan