On Wed, 25 May 2005 14:22:34 +0000 (UTC), Frank Erskine
babbled like a waterfall and said:

On Wed, 25 May 2005 15:14:54 +0100, Paul Herber
wrote:

On Wed, 25 May 2005 12:12:40 +0100, Tony Bryer
wrote:

In article , Abc wrote:
What the betting that PC safety campainers will either call for a
ban on the film, or a ban on fluorescent tubes?

No just a compulsory warning notice: "Breaking off the end of this tube,
filling it with petrol and igniting it may be dangerous", along with
"Not suitable for human consumption", "remove from cardboard sleeve
before fitting" etc. JP is probably deciding on the membership of the
Fluorescent Tube Use Safety Advice Group at this very moment.

May contain nuts.

I bought an Epson printer cartridge t'other day. It had a warning
attached - "Do not drink".

Peanut butter. "Warning Contains peanuts"

We are becoming a society of ****wits.