"Depresion" wrote in message
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"Alistair J Murray" wrote in message
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Zak wrote:
This is slightly off-topic but posted to groups where I figure people
would have some good ideas to help me out.

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I live in a small block of flats near London. When they go shopping
some people like to park in our car park. If this does not happen
much then we just accept it.

Sign saying "Unauthorised Parking £500/day or part thereof" in big
friendly print.

Fairly easy to remove notice pointing out the cost and intention to
pursue payment.

Small claim/day thereafter.



You may even have some chance of getting the information of the registered
keeper from the DVLA as they now seem quite happy to fork it over at
random to anyone with a photo of the car parked on private land, claiming
to work for the land owners perusing a parking violation and happy to hand
over the small fee.

Or you could smear dog **** up the inside of the door handles,