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Letting down at least 2 tyres is probably the easiest option and it does no
damage.

When shoppers used to pinch my wife's disabled space in Hounslow we just
parked each end of 'em boxing them in with less than an inch to spare.
Since we both ran old bangers neither of us cared a lot if they
struggled to get out.

Surprisingly, quite a few chose to ring the police, who were in on the
game and would come round and give 'em a bollocking for parking in a
disabled space without a blue badge.

--
Skipweasel.
Ivor Cutler - "Never knowingly understood."