s--p--o--n--i--x wrote:
On Fri, 20 May 2005 10:48:01 +0100, Zak wrote:

This is slightly off-topic but posted to groups where I figure
people would have some good ideas to help me out.

snip

Dog poo under the door handles. Put it there with a stick.

They'll think kids do it and won't park there again.

sponix

With a drawing pin buried in it so hopefully they have the urge to suck
their finger/thumb when it gets pricked.

MBQ