On Thu, 19 May 2005 08:45:44 -0500, Wayne Cook
wrote:

On Thu, 19 May 2005 04:50:45 GMT, Gunner
wrote:


Is there any inexpensive fireproofing chemicals that can be applied to
a pair of pants for example..that wont give you cancer or make your
pecker fall off?


Starch. If you starch your shirts and pants then they're much less
likely to have holes burned in them.

Wayne Cook
Shamrock, TX
http://members.dslextreme.com/users/waynecook

Really? No kidding?

Noted for next washday.

Gunner, wondering how a starched T-shirt is gonna feel.....

"Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire.
Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us)
off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give
them self determination under "play nice" rules.

Think of it as having your older brother knock the **** out of you
for torturing the cat." Gunner