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(Arch) wrote:

My staff and myself have received several complaints about the Stick it
to Em Corporation's CA glue. While we are sympathic and understand the
agony of buying such a disappointing expensive product, we are not their
agents and cannot field their complaints. Buy our glue, no others are
any good.

Holy Than Thou Woodglue, inc.

Hey Archie. Got any houses for sale to either side or in front or back
of yours down there in Flerda? I think I'd like a wry, sly,
rabblerousing COC for a neighbor.